Hillary's Top Ten

Hillary Clinton appears on "Late Show with David Letterman" tonight to read a Top Ten list, just as Barack Obama did last week.

Here's her list:

“Reasons Hillary Clinton Loves America"

10. We have more Dakotas than every other country combined.

9.Canadian bacon:  soggy and chewy; American bacon:  crisp and delicious!

8. Thanks to the Internet, I can order new pantsuits 24/7 – there’s your pantsuit joke, Dave.  Are you happy now?

7. 232 years and not one cookie shortage.

6. TiVo

5. Did I mention the soup?  Mmm, soup.

4. Did you know former President Teddy Roosevelt was an American?

3. Where else can you get a car painted for $29.95?

2. Is this the part where I say, “Live from New York, it’s Saturday Night!”?

1. Apparently anyone can get a talk show.

On this primary eve, campaigns again are blanketing the airwaves for maximum exposure. Clinton appears on "Entertainment Tonight" this evening, where she comments on everything from the Mylie Cyrus photos ("a teachable moment") and Barbara Walters new autobiography. Michelle Obama (right, with Jann Carl) also guests on "ET," in a segment in which she talked about her comparisons to Jacqueline Kennedy and of her crush on Will Smith. "I think it's the ears. I'm drawn to the ears, obviously." (Via The Page).